Puppynap and daddy were indoors and they weren't playing with me so I went and made my own fun.
I found this great big lump of grass and when Puppynap called out what was that daddy said I'd grown a beard.
It worked I got their attention and daddy came out to play with me, he picked up my big stick and waved it around in the air like a wand.
He then threw it up to Puppynap and shouted at me to FETCH!
OK then!