Puppynap's just got the snippy things out and cut bits of hair out of my face. I know what's coming...
...A River Spa Day!
Ooh I forgot I quite like being cut these days, since Daddy got the buzzy things.
That's right Puppynap cup my face, I have been an especially still girl today, the buzzy thing, it massages my back you see!
Blimey did all that hair come off me? It's like a whole other River.
I don't like baths, I like muddy puddles!
I SAID. I DON'T LIKE BATHS, I LIKE MUDDY PUDDLES!
Please tell me we're done now.
Ahhhh the feel of the wind in my hair, perfect.
Do I get my still girl treat now?